Many of us have waited for years and years for Sega to announce a new console. The Dreamcast 2 would be ideal, but we’d take anything. Well, almost anything. Good news then that Sega has unveiled their new console, which is set to hit Japan soon. Forget controller-less Kinect, and the Wii, Sega are taking gaming innovation one step further. Let me introduce you to their latest console offering: The, um, Toylets!
Yes, Toylets! The new console set to be found in urinals across Japan. A pressure sensor is placed nicely in the pee pot, which is hooked up to a screen placed by your face. You can then pee on or around the pressure sensor to play the game on screen. You can even save your high score on a USB stick! So far their are only four mini games available:
Manneken Pis, which simply tells you how much pee you just let loose.
Graffiti Eraser, where you clean up graffiti with your, um, hose pipe.
Milk from Nose, a pressure multiplayer game where you try and push the other out of a ring (cough) with some hard pee action. Naturally you play against the previous occupants high score, and not at the same time.
Finally, The North Wind and Her, a game where many would be forgiven for thinking was a bit more than a “urine” game…
You must pee hard to blow the girls skirt up. I can imagine this is the most popular. There’s no mention whether this will be available for home use, or seen outside Japan. We can only hope!
Because Japanese toilets aren’t awesome enough as it is lol
That is just bloody some kind of genius!