Sega To Launch New Console

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Many of us have waited for years and years for Sega to announce a new console. The Dreamcast 2 would be ideal, but we’d take anything. Well, almost anything. Good news then that Sega has unveiled their new console, which is set to hit Japan soon. Forget controller-less Kinect, and the Wii, Sega are taking gaming innovation one step further. Let me introduce you to their latest console offering: The, um, Toylets!

Yes, Toylets! The new console set to be found in urinals across Japan. A pressure sensor is placed nicely in the pee pot, which is hooked up to a screen placed by your face. You can then pee on or around the pressure sensor to play the game on screen. You can even save your high score on a USB stick! So far their are only four mini games available:

Manneken Pis, which simply tells you how much pee you just let loose.

Graffiti Eraser, where you clean up graffiti with your, um, hose pipe.

Milk from Nose, a pressure multiplayer game where you try and push the other out of a ring (cough) with some hard pee action. Naturally you play against the previous occupants high score, and not at the same time.

Finally, The North Wind and Her, a game where many would be forgiven for thinking was a bit more than a “urine” game…

You must pee hard to blow the girls skirt up. I can imagine this is the most popular. There’s no mention whether this will be available for home use, or seen outside Japan. We can only hope!